“Aramis, Aramis, Aramis. Isn’t it hard enough to keep one girl interested in you? Why try two?”
“You’d think that Mullins was capable of finding someone his own age…”
“Will Sander ever leave the friendzone with Lia? Somehow I doubt it.”
"Does Natalia enjoy sharing a dorm with a girl who just got out of St. Mungo’s?"
"Aramis is more confused about his personality than he is about girls"
“7 Galleons says Vesper ends up in Azkaban.”
“…Did that Spence girl think she could fly? Someone should have told her Ravenclaw doesn’t give you wings.”